If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
by tara turner
Here are some abandoned, eerie places!
I always enjoy abandoned places. Its so peaceful to see how nature slowly reclaims what mankind has left behind.
how do people call her fat
How do I remain heterosexual after seeing this?
How do I remain homosexual after seeing this?
How do I remain b… wait no, I’m good.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
A bramble, from the illuminated Byzantine manuscript ‘Vienna Dioscorides.’ (CE 512)
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
You’re looking for Dean Winchester
Scott Ludlam for Prime Minister.
#first time I saw these movies (or the first two at least) I was 11 and obviously into legolas because that’s what you do at that age#but i firmly believe that like an essential part of many fangirls’ sexual maturation was the moment they figured out aragorn was hot#like forget any of that other coming of age stuff formative moments of my appreciation of men were all about starting to appreciate dirty sc#scruffy masculinity and I have been over here sighing ever since (x)
Girls want Legolas, but women want Aragorn.